The sex was so not worth the four dollars it cost to drive over the bridge
I bought the tickets, he brought the weed. thanks to you, we had to roll a joint out of my bible paper.
so are you any less fat since you started doing blow?
sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
He gave me a trycicle he stole from a kid as an "offering" to have sex. I couldnt say no when he went through all that.
I think I'll handle my grief by throwing myself headlong into lesbianism. Seems like a fitting tribute to you.
We are magical, pot smoking, smart as hell, single as fuck, woodland dolphins.
Realized it was likely to be cursed, didn't want my own Johnson magically turning into some sort of fire breathing reptile and eating me
That is an interesting fear as well as image
No. 70% of the female population would find them attractive. The other 30% are lesbian and even they would appreciate them for their strong bodies and athletic capabilities.
is that a sigh of girlish delight, or "sigh...I'm having a herpes outbreak'
Can't it be both?
I learned a very valuable lesson tonight...don't touch a cops tazer
They were supposed to legalize it when there was a chance someone might actually propose to me. I'm appealing this bullshit.
He forgot how to sit. we had to pick him up and set him down.
You and your dick were a topic of high regard tonight
He's got that kind of dick that just MAKES me cheat on my boyfriend. It deserves a trophy. Really you should give it ride sometime.
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