"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
Someone should tell Glenda that I only hang with her because she makes me look prettier.
Whoa! I think of you when I eat cottage cheese.
it must be christmas time, i've got a hankering to give a virgin a baby....
So the next morning, she had to tell her kids we were moving furniture around all night.
I'm beginning to think I'm sterile because I definitely should be pregnant by now.
how did you know i stayed over last night?
there was a trail of glow sticks and cheetos from the front door all the way to his bedroom
Hit on in the middle of a Wal-Mart McDonald's by a really awkward nerd. There is not enough nope in the world.
I WOULD SERIOUSLY RECOMMEND THE SHIT THAT I AM ON RIGHT NOW
Thanks for coming out I think haley is drunk enough for breast milk White Russians
He's hot....knda sweaty, drunk smells like feet....but he's hung like a whale....so in other words totally your type
I slept with my wedding DJ..... I think this means my life has come full circle
I PUT IT IN THE UNIVERSE THAT I WANTED TO STAB HIM AND THEN SOMEONE DID! KARMA IS A BITCH AND SHE IS BEAUTIFUL!
He is married, and has a regrettably large penis. I need to find another one right away to get myself out of this mess.
How big does a penis have to be before it becomes regrettably so?
Tinder has really served to stimulate the number of sex related demons summonings.
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