I'm outside your house...sorry I feel like I don't need formal invites anymore.
he told me that if i wanted to smoke he could make a piece out of my shoe. were keeking this kid around
You remember that guy Joey? The pastors son that plays Jesus every year?
Yeah?
Stuck it in his pooper.
I may be in pain from falling off the roof but getting to the morning roof keg was well worth it.
Hm, finding a time when my drinking and your real life don't conflict could be difficult
Someone woke me up and gave me a sprite and some pills. I put them in my belly button. Trust no one.
Just made nicotine water. Ithink i'm having a heart attack.
Bartender at the wedding asked if he was making my drinks too strong. I laughed at him.
there's still three solo cups of your puke in my basement. so that needs to be solved at some point.
Of course I understand. Thou shalt never turn down a free meal or drink. It's one of the commandments of being a girl.
Pagan metal show. There is a folk dance happening in the mosh pit. Also, I have no idea where we are.
He whispered "Are you feeling it now Mr. Krabs?" when he was inside me. That is NOT my fetish.
final thoughts: i just want someone into choking me out, weed and anime
You know its a good night when ur woken up by the bartender asking you how he ended up at your house
That man fucks like a champ. The sex was so good I did him again in the morning just to be sure
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