And then falling down drunk the next morning, concussing yourself and splitting your head open?
That was pretty sad, but you more than made up for it by using "concussing" in a sentence
It's official. Every guy I've slept with has been to jail.
i never told you how having a club foot got me laid
I cannot remember December 31 for the past 3 years. it might as well not even exist on my calendar anymore
you kept typing in answers.com, why are the state police calling my house, expecting an answer
He just yelled in the bar, "So I stuck it in two girls butts, why are you bringing that up now?"
What was your penis's nickname in high school? Also, what was it's theme song?
so according the 72 facebook statuses i put up last night that i don't recall, i would say it was a success. how about you?
Just found out he cheated on me last night. But its Shark Week so I will deal with it next week.
Well still if someone cared enough about u to wish an unwanted child or a disease on u ..u must have been doing something right
WHYAREWHITEGUYSSOBADINBED?! What the fuck went wrong, evolution?
You fucked everything up-can't pass a cleared kitchen table without getting hard
ever had one of those days where you say fuck it and lick the inside of a bag of chips
I could not handle jail. And my very angry parents.
this place is dumb. no one understands my Sunday morning alcoholism here.
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