Omg alex and i were cooking weiners on a campfire and a bear came and i am waayyy too high for this
My morning has consisted of lying in a fetal position, eating a whole tub of ben and jerry's, talking to my cat, and setting all of our pictures on fire. Does that answer your question?
I know im too high when i think porn has an interesting story line.
I can't believe you made out with me with a french fry in your mouth.
I just took a bite of a bagel at school and it tasted like weed. If I am high for my test in 2 hours I'm gonna kick someones ass
Careful when you walk in I'm laying by the door.
great! i almost saw a gas station fight, and i believe i became the first person to successfully pee and puke in a bathtub simultaneously
Come outside. The vendor wants to go out strong tonight! Russian hooker interviews. Don't ask. We leave in 3 minutes.
Nothing like moscato in your sinuses tobmake your night complete
You're invited to our X-games themed party. We have an ice luge and every time someone eats shit we drink. It's gonna be great.
there was 'chicken suit porn' in my search history.......also 'scuba diving porn'
Martha Stewart has had a one night stand and is unsure if she's had a threesome. I no longer feel slutty.
Are you coming down for 4/20 or does Easter kinda fuck that up for you?
I am praying to every god I can that he drank so much that he won't even remember me
He licked me while I ate pretzels and chips. I was really living my best life.
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