Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
our drinking schedule never changed, we just drank at work.
i was more sad about losing him as neighbor on fishville than as a boyfriend
Dont judge me. Him and his friends got me drunk for free, the least i could do was suck his dick
And I was the only one who felt it was dangerous to set the tv and blender on the ledge of the hot tub
Question. Will thrown up fruit loops go down the shower drain?
Well am going to a strip club before sun down, I dont think anything good can come from that.
You should hear the lecture my mom just gave me about cooking pizzas when im drunk because "I could have died".
His penis could choke an elephant. A baby elephant... But an elephant non the less.
Chris used to fill up a Camel Back for thirsty Thursday. God I really miss him, do you remember when he gets out of jail?
I also tried to solve my dog's itching problem with crystal healing. I'm so high, dude.
I just rubbed amethyst all over him and kept saying 'no bites.'
Do you congratulate someone for having bigger tits, or is that a no no?
CURSE YOU AND YOUR SEXY LOGIC
Why would you get kicked out?
Well, an overweight man is currently not wearing a shirt. Or pants. And is getting in touch with his inner Chippendale. You can probably fill in the blanks.
How are you feeling today?
Like Satan handed me a grenade and ass sandwich.
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