come downstairs quick. our boyfriends are having a dance off in nothing but their underwear and shoes. and they have semis too.
Currently listening to 'Just Put it in Your Mouth.' remember when i went through that phase?
i just walked into thanksgiving and three people in a row asked me who i was. really?
Just got off the phone with poison control. They're more concerned about our alcohol intake than that the beer bong was last cleaned with pine sol.
There's a high school volleyball camp on campus this summer. I'm definitely going to jail.
I've already come up with two plans that will probably end with me getting kicked out of here. You guys should come faster.
Oh yeah forgot to mention that I referred to myself as the oral sex heavyweight champion last night
I just blurted out "it's pretty tight isn't it"
Btw... when someone is licking your balls, "yeah... that's not the worst thing in the world" is not an appropriate compliment/thank you.
The only thing I remember from last night is being naked in his bed if that's not summer drinking at it's finest then I don't wanna live anymore
That's the last time I send a mass text invitation to smoke a blunt
That Kevin guy is something else...His penis is fucking glorious. And he has a way with words. If he lived here I'd be the conductor of the fuck caboose. I mean literally I would never want to get off that thing.
We are such grown women, dealing with life's problems one shower beer and reckless makeout session at a time.
dude, there is no doorman in your lobby and the front door is locked
oh yeah, sorry he's up here at the party. coming now
That is our entire relationship. We match bowls and give each other head. What more could you possibly want?
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