I am tired of kissing girls with mustaches.
PS: the photo I uploaded for this internship site is the same one i used for my fake ID. I like to keep it classy.
I'm officially "accidentally set myself on fire" drunk
How much time is enough between masturbating and watching little bear?
Do you want the really bad news or the bad news? Or do you want it in chronological order?
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
Bring it all. We will have a potluck of drugs. It will be magical.
What time did you start drinking?
Maybe.
Maybe isn't a time...
She wasn't one for labels or anything serious really but while she was riding me she yelled marry me. It's like she fucked her self into commitment lmao she realy is a keeper bro
He's like a sexy bearded lumberjack who likes wine.. I can't lose..
He just said "I know you want my cock" and I said nah. I want food bro
Can you please venmo me emergency money? i have no pants.
He's got a british accent, a tounge ring, and he's wearing an eye patch... Of corse I'm fucking him
death bed.
death patio
stfu you slept on the patio!?!
She said she didn't care that I was gay and wants to ride the fucking rainbow
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