I think the phrase "baptist college" should be an oxymoron.
She helped me organize my comics and then blew me. This is the one.
Yeah that's one way to look at it on the other hand MY FUCKING BED CAUGHT ON FUCKING FIRE
This is going to be one of those "I can only do this high" classes
Yeah i'd say someone being in the room while you're doing someone makes them eligible for fb friendship
STOP WHATEVER YOU ARE DOING AND GO OUTSIDE RIGHT NOW. THE MOON LOOKS LIKE CATWOMAN
Come to office depot with me I need help picking out a daily planner that will help me keep all of my casual sex dates organized.
Tomorrow after you go to the library to look up gay porn, I'm going to come to your apartment to paint a nude portrait of you. Get pumped, plopernickle.
I just got called the stable friend. This makes me super uncomfortable
so we just got back from swapping peoples patio furniture around to different patios. some people might like unexpected change. others might regret living on the ground floor.
oh you can't commit, don't have any real ambitions, and love to drink PBR? well.... sign me up!
Sometimes I look at dogs and just thing about how it's weird we both came from wolves
Lay off the drugs kid
I'm not sure of this happened or if it was just a dream... But I vividly remember you walking down the street naked?
No actually I had socks on...
my roomie eats chipotle far too often. when i was looking for a bag to throw up in I had my choice of a wlamart bag and 10 chipotle bags
Unexpected pro of the hostel though: literally down the street from Coors Field. I could literally fart on the building in five minutes.
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