Yeah I'm pretty much like lane on gilmore girls except my mom doesn't look so mean all the time.
I need Christmas break to be over. I'm tired of fucking my old High School girlfriends
I just realized last night I drunk-bought a flight to Florida for this weekend...kinda torn between the price and the potential of awesomeness
found glitter on my cock. thank you for bringing me to that dance recital.
Oh come on. There's no way I was the only female choir student taking shots in the back room.
Last night was the first and hopefully last night I will ever sleep in a hotel bath tub. Sober mind you.
I'm not even gonna ask.
We met a guy named Raymond. You called him ramen all might and told him you would eat him up, "like sex, on a budget."
I need to puke. I need a shower. I need rehab. I need to detox and puke. I feel like demons are inside of me.
Maybe it's because I walked straight up to that shelf of vodka with a look of determination that said "I mean business".
I usually have to have a cart! If that doesn't say "I mean business" then I don't know what does
I have to remind myself to breathe. That hungover.
Talking to him sober hurts my brain
Nothing like the judgmental looks you get in the bathroom when you still have last night's glowsticks on
We're pretty sure we got naked at Pride, so running the two blocks to your place in my underwear is a step up the dignity ladder really.
Fuck the system, do you have any medieval weapons?
Looking back at our past texts, the minute it turned 2020 you were cleaning your house and I was dying of the cold. We were prophesying the Rona.
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