remember when you told me, jokingly, to not get jizz on your shirt that i borrowed last night?
you were licking his little sister's watercolors and trying to paint with your tongue.
I am currently in the waffle making stage of highness
Fuckkkk i made out with a freshman.....but he's old for his age. THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOURE NOT AROUND.
Smoked a joint and chugged some pepto. Feeling a lil better... Not sure which is working..... Gonna keep doing both.....
remind to leave next time the words "tequila" and "challenge" are shouted
Yah at one point i was listening to metallica and doing pushups last night. I went thru alot of emotions.
Are you still feeling it? I'm in the bathtub. The water doesn't work but it's okay because I'm wearing pants.
You were throwing cups at people in the basement, yelling at them to get out of your swamp.
He said he discovered the mysteries of the universe inside an orange... I want whatever he was on.
my bed is a shrine, and I am its goddess.
Plus he is a pilot so I could give him flight dome
Not sure if your roommate speaks German while sleeping, or if she woke up, figured out we were fucking, and used German to swear at us.
You know you gave a quality blow job when you have to ice your neck and jaw the next day.
at the hospital. Kevin drank straight from the river
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