omg omg i just fucked paul. i need to stop doing this kind of thing.
wait, who's paul?
exactly.
He introduced her to the DMA meeting by saying: in the past few years i've never seen someone work so hard for so little success
People are suprisingly accepting of someone doing a walk of shame in a toga...
She's a Laker fan, her sister is a Celtic fan... no matter who wins I'm getting a celebration bj from one of them!
the bottle said: caution extremely flammable. so that was my motivation.
If he really loved his girlfriend then he'd wear a condom when he fucks me.
I just saw a wasted dude crawl out of the road at 2 in the afternoon. Big question- still drunk from the weekend or hitting the soju already?
I just took a shower and found half a cookie melted under my boob. Please tell me there's a reason
And you will no longer be getting a thank you note from my vagina
I see your walk of shame and raise you a day in jail wearing a girls old workout clothes.
Lol I think I might have been a little aggressive last night there is a blue ass print from your jeans on my wall
They had like literally all the dildos. It looked like a seance for dick. I left the apartment and haven't been back.
man fuck you i am a delight. you're the one who fucking set his tree on fire while high
Bruise count after new years, 7. 2018 is looking up.
Do you think it would be weird to wear a shirt that says 'big fun small package' from an ex for a first date?
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