after giving me morning oral, he left saying "hate to eat and run but..." oh yeah, he's getting a second date.
The Masters... another excuse to excessivly start drinking by 1
I just realized there's an entire generation of children that will never know Alex Trebek had a mustache... Sad.
No matter what you may say to me. You will still be the guy that managed to get his own cum in his hair.
Okay, just a casual question: how did i manage to get grass stains on the inside of my bra?
Would a ten year old streaker be inappropriate?
That's the stuff legends are made of
Yeah. Rock bottom was him passing out and saying "are you putting a condom on me?" and me covering his mouth and saying shhhhh�
So the crazy cock blocking bitch sent her a picture of her boobs using MY phone and said: he's busy at the moment
Sometimes crazy just comes naturally. I don't need booze to say that on occasion I feel the need to rip off my asshole and throw it against the fridge to see if it sticks.
i may have given a gay guy with a mohawk my number last night that said... "you are straight" omg so glad a whole year til my next birthday... also i hit myself in the face with a car door. nice.
WTF DUDE?
Stay calm. I'm sure there's a heterosexual explanation for this
Just a warning... Flip, sip, or strip always ends in all participants being naked. Learning from experience.
I think we can say happy hour is successful when you have frosting and southern comfort in your hair.
WINE AND FILM. TALK ABOUT AN UPGRADE FROM NETFLIX AND CHILL.
I’m traumatised. Bring vodka and condoms.
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