North Korea, Best Korea!
I sware she could use her own nose as a dildo.
Is it just me or do I always seem to have cum in my bellybutton?
After you puked you called ur mom and told her you fucked on her bed, then u said "Have a good night mommy!" hung up and passed out on my couch
that would explain 17missed calls and 3 very angry voicemails from her
it was like my fingers were behind enemy lines
We were playing flip cup on the nice dining room table. Losing team had to shamwow the table in between rounds
I had fun. Till he melissa etheridged my ass and came to my window.
He leaned in to kiss me and I dodged him but i fell on the floor. I guess I never got up cuz I woke up on the floor and he was in his bed
At what point during this road trip should I let them know I've been drinking in the backseat the whole time and can't take my turn driving?
Maybe your new years resolution should be not to fuck in Sears bathroom anymore.
He gave me such a powerful orgasm I blurted out I love you. This is why just rebouding out of a serouis relationship is awkward.
I hear sloppy seconds go great with fried rice
after the shots you kept on yelling "this is for the dreamers"
Partying with them is like having your dick stapled to your left nostril
All I really remember is shouting "THANKS FOR LETTING ME MAKE OUT WITH YOUR GIRLFRIEND."
What can I say? You have this amazing power over straight girls.
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