Sooo... I woke up in the shower this morning. It was on.
Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
Alcohol only hurts me because he loves me.
You tried to tip the paramedic for finding you.
I woke up in the penthouse and did lines off the to of the fireplace. This is not real.
Don't remember much from last night, but I recall slipping you the tounge. For that I apologize
I found my phone outside under the leaves by the curb. What the fuck did I do last night
Given everything we have talked about, is it wrong to ask you to be faithful to me, despite still dating him?
to instagram or to not instagram the picture i took of when i shit in the urinal
I figure even if it starts out as just sex I can bang him into loving me
I just realized that every possible way I walk to campus I walk by the house of someone I slept with
Life goal: sit on his perfect beautiful David Archuleta-lookalike face
You pretended to be Borat in that weird slingshot bathing suit and then proceeded to send another dick pic/nude selfie and said you weren't naked because you were wearing a hat.
I HATE HIM SO MUCH I HOPE HE GETS IN SOME WEIRD ACCIDENT WHICH MAKES IT IMPOSSIBLE FOR HIM TO NUT
I just walked across town, stoned off my ass and barefoot in 35 degree weather for him to bust five mins in and then apologize 13 times as I got dressed.
Randomize
