So how was last night?
Let's just say I danced with the devil
Huh?
I'm going to Hell for sure
i really wish facebook had an app for when you are looking at a chick's photo album, you could just skip to the ones where she and/or her friends are dressed like skanks
She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
Do you think girls in gamma phi sit around and think about how much they suck?
Her boobs looked like leather oven mitts. No more cougar hunting for awhile.
last night was the icing on my 3 week vodka binge cake
just found out i fit into magnum condums. this is going to be the best weekend ever
Everything is fine now . The coast guard said we just can't take the inflatable trampling out past the break way anymore
He may not be fully over his current wife yet. But wait until I show him my tits in his office at the end of the day tonight.
We fucked on a kid's slide, my vagina is singing praises of being used
YOU MAKE ANAL SEX SOUND LIKE A SPORTING EVENT
I'm far too poor to be letting my hookups wear my shirts home. I'm down to about a total of 8 shirts and have no intention of buying more
Sounds good. I'm hoping to have my life together by next week but you never know I guess.
Ur dad just showed me a tit pic he got omf
Stranded. In bathroom stall. No toilet paper. I repeat NO TOILET PAPER! Assistance needed asap. GO! GO! GO!
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