you might want to delete the history when you're done using the computer at work. did you ever find out what the white balls in your throat were?
I Just realized that having a picture folder that says "not for mom" may give off the wrong impression to wondering eyes
Just watched a guy fight a garbage can then pee on it, screaming "I told you to listen to me the first time!!" San Francisco, I've missed you.
Because its an amazing idea and you're the only one I can think of that will allow a pirate threesome
If I started a story with "That three-year-old totally deserved it," would you listen?
You tried taking his shirt off at the bar. He was 37 and married with kids.
I jerked him off and then punched him in the face for no reason. Typical evening drinking Sailor Jerry's.
We went to IKEA super baked wearing fake mustaches. You?
I was just sitting on the ground alone in fetal position shivering and chewing on my hand when she found me. ecstasy was not my best idea.
I'm throwing in the towel on today. The puke gods have won this war
Some girl took her panties off, soaked them in vodka and wrung them out into a line of guys' mouths! Awesome!
No, NOT awesome. Where the fuck do you go drinking!?!
The zoom feature on snap chat videos is the worst thing to ever happen to sexting
Do you remember the guy that smelled like hot dogs?
Totally reading about penis envy for my final exam
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