It will be a surprise...all i can say is stripper clown
He just helps fat girls get exercise. One walk of shame at a time.
WHY AREWNT YOU HERE SO MUCH FUN STUFF DO IT GET IN CAR NOW caps lock
I dunno, but she kept buying me shots and asking me to go places with her. oh btw we're signed up to go bungee jumping Saturday
she was stripping to whiskey lullaby. most depressed boner.
Don't do anything you wouldn't want to explain to paramedics
But that's half the fun of it
I would never do this in real life. It's only college.
well this is gonna sound really bad but we were fooling around on sandra's electrical wheelchair
therea a video of her dad walking in while i screamed "lets have a fashion show!" and fell off the table
It's just great that Easter is on 4/20 this year. Now everyone can enjoy the Easter egg hunts. And being around my whole family.
So I'm just casually at the grocery store when I remember that there's still a clove of garlic in my vagina
Her son walked in on us and asked if he could "wrestle too."
Well, he was my lawyer and now we get drunk and hook up.
That explains the way he looks at you.
I woke up completely naked in a mint condition 71 chevelle in someones garage. What.
Just puked in front of a high school tour group. Based on the standing ovation, we have a solid group of freshman coming in this fall.
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