O.A.R does not stand for Old Recycled Abortions.
so...dinner was kid's cuisine and a bottle of wine. i think they go well together.
so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
i just walked by a road side game of beer pong? it's gonna be a long day
How creepy of a mustache can you grow by wednesday night?
On my way home I stopped at target and bought beer and galoshes. I am a planner.
Not sure if this is better or worse than the discovery that bourbon and hot chocolate is a viable combo
There's a Russian guy here. In the bar. Drinking vodka. Wearing a trench coat and a hat and a mustache. Idk where the confusion is.
Wow, I just woke up in this conference with the woman beside me staring at me. This is what happens when hungover people sit in warm rooms...
We are 100% horrible people, and im extremely happy we are friends
I appreciate that you take the time to fix your typos even while masturbating
I couldn't read the menu. I ordered the first thing I was able to read. Don't think I ate anything. Left $20 on the table.
This is worse than naked and afraid. This is drunk and confused.
What the fuck dude?
Sorry bro...
YOU HUMPED ME FOR AN HOUR WHILE YELLING "I GOTTA ASSERT DOMINANCE"
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
Randomize
