a strip club that doesn't allow touching or asking for sex... whats the point?
unless her vagina can tell me my horoscope in sign language, I'm not going.
I sent her a Relationship Request on Facebook last night, she accepted and we fucked.. I changed my Relationship Status to Single, I think she'll get the point
You can't just send the picture of my vagina back to me, 2 months after we broke up, and make small talk out of it.
If i want her back i know all i have to do is sleep with a specific handful of her closest friends. That method is tried and true.
Theres either a bag of coke in my pocket or a bag of anthrax, either way last night got way to serious
His parents know me as "the white shoed screamer"
As its breast cancer awareness month, I'm going to do my part by making everyone aware of my breasts
He literally named all the parts of the vagina as he fingered me. No more pre-med virgins.
Things that don't wash off in the shower: black eyes and hickies.
I wonder how long it will take her to realize that I peed in her night stand.
It's a mix of hot dirty sex and week old bong water
I found a hair colour I want in a porn.
alright well you definitely hurt his feelings though you told him he looked like he was going to an Amish community prayer meeting..
Turns out dignity is priceless and Plan B costs $41.09
I just got out of a $280 speeding ticket by acting like The Big Lebowski. Seriously Jeff Bridges is the man.
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