The theme is smores and alcohol. Dress appropriately.
At the party. I feel like I just walked into a lifesize blunt.
you duct taped a twenty to your thigh just in case and passed out.
I've done nothing but whore my gay ex bf out for the past 48 hours. It's getting weird.
One day, tell me please to stop buying shots when I'm overwhelmed. I might have just broken a tooth
whatever the appropriate amount of shots is to consider drunken acrobatics a good idea was a few less than I actually had
We both got free alcohol and got laid by foreign men last night.
I'm not going out again for the rest of my life. I can't top this.
I fell in the river last night. The allegheny to be exact. Omg getting drunk at work gatherings is dangerous
My cat is staring at me while I drink my wine on the bathroom floor in the morning instead of attending class. Sorry mom and dad. Sorry cat.
What do you mean? Just eat his food and have sex with him. Unless you want a relationship, then just eat his food.
I almost had sex at the fire station last night and I need you to acknowledge all the awesomeness that is in that sentence.
Dude mama brought home the bacon, i got his HBO account i guess that makes up for his by par skills in bed.
please come back. it's turned into strip rock paper scissors
I just saw a chick driving drinking a juice box smoking all while on the phone that is talent
Btw you guys passed out eating DP dough and watching Pocahontas... on a monday
it was stoner heaven..
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