we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
just a heads up, there may or may not be a mailbox full of the leftover beer on the table in your basement.
Somebody started a fire in the kitchen. I puked on it till it went out. The firemen high fived me.
Did i throw a brick at someone last night?
she has a fucking refrigerator full of four loko and is charging 15 dollars a can.... she is like a mini donald trump
I made him go down on me for 40 mins then pretended to pass out. I swear, I'm like a boy.
Tell me right now I did the right thing by not fucking my sick gf at 3 am with her family home... Tell me my balls hurt for noble reasons.
For the first time ever I'll be using my lunch break to pass out cold on my desk. We've gotta stop having these late night drinking things on Sundays
so hungover. i just puked at the sight of the beer emoticon you sent me.
So much rum. So many feels.
Also topless tea is a thing that happens in our apartment. Ready yourself.
I pour the whiskey from now on
I should have known when she said it would be "fun" we'd end up in the hospital
I'm bleeding and have questions
I want to find him again. His Corona tank top and I were made for each other.
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