Dude that chick in the corner just threw up
Hot
I bought the tickets, he brought the weed. thanks to you, we had to roll a joint out of my bible paper.
I havnt been this mad since the coche de Los murtos incident
Ah that type of Dick. I think my phones trying to make me less of a whore by capitalizing Dick. That way it looks like I'm talking about a dude not penis
We're starting "No Hesitation Fridays." The probability of this going horribly are between 100 to 125 percent
Go on vacation with her and forget to pack pants. I did that once and it worked like a charm.
I think it's time we have the "weird fetish" talk.
This is absurd. I need a man. Or even a moderately-clean hobo will do at this point.
He walked door to door asking if anyone needed to get laid. Surprisingly, that ended his drought
cant tell, his cock is acting like one of those inflatable arm waving things outside the market
Please brint me miilk. I am on the floor but my door is open. Thank you, i appreciate u verry much.
Kinda awkward to hear your aunt complain about loose women when you're in town to be a stunt dick for a swingers convention. Just sayin.
Why I hate online dating: not even one day in and a 57 year old asks me to call him "Daddy."
You're moving up the public shitting ladder
I will give him this, every time we go to the club he gets a stripper's actual number.
Randomize
