i was trying to find the best way to say come over and have sex, without saying it.
the recent google searches were "were can i buy a porn horse, why does my heart hurt after drinking, and orlando's teen night..." your thought process perplexes me
I just heard someone say "gosh-darnit" and they didn't have a southern twang. I worry for New York.
i could have sworn she did an overextended split with her legs over her head but now i think it was just the drugs
no i brought the cat to the bar. I got a weird look when I walked in but now everyone loves her.
I love your family. Oh. And on a completely unrelated note, I know where we can steal a dog.
I feel like after that many guys, all of the water in your body is just replaced with pure jizz, honestly.
Ed's in which sucks about a thousand cocks... But thats 1800 less than working with Alex so it's gonna be a good day
Im gunna just be that one ballerina in the low V leopard thong leotard and everyone else can be boring and prude with their little pink tights on.
Makes sense. My grandma just did this shot. MY FAMILY KICKS ASS.
It took years to build this empire of casual fuckings and not carings.
This is like 50 shades on steroids but with healthy relationship models and mutual respect among all parties involved and lesbian activity.
He kept telling me my vagina was a pleasure cave... I ended up just taking it as a complimetn
Found her grinding on my boss with her tongue down her throat last night. Guess who just got promoted!
I’ve lost count of how many disciplines of science this conversation about Harry Potter has gone through.
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