He bought me ice cream and then I gave him a bj
I think that's fair trade off
Spotted: Pepto Bismol pink Scion with Ed Hardy sticker on front window, air freshener, and seat covers. Total Douchette Mobile.
so my aunt is sitting on the couch, eating a brownie and watching the biggest loser saying how it's not that hard to eat healthy
man i love america
I just heard a woman call her child a butt face. Repeatedly. He's crying now. I love walmart.
there's got to be a less slutty way to tell him the baby isn't his
I've had enough of this chick, she wanted to cuddle after giving me a handjob. I feel like I'm in junior high
I haven't had nearly enough lesbian experiences to fully commit to this relationship.
He picked me up in the very car he devirginized me in, his moms toyota.
Shit. She's still hooking up with some random in the doorway. How do I get out of here?
Well hurry! Everybody is already at McDonalds.
I'm free! Didnt realize how easy it was to crawl out the window.
I saw a groundgog last night outside my back door. I now have a new wedding gift idea.
His name is Dustib. Not a typo. I just can't.
On a scale of 1-10, how inappropriate is it to sneak into someone's box of sex toys and put googly eyes on their vibrator?
i had every intention of working out now im just drinking wine and thinking about taking nudes in my thigh high tube socks
We need to know if his feet match his cock.
You wouldnt listen to us when we told you there was no place that was selling girlscout cookies at 4:30am...
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