Do they make some cleansing product for your soul? Like mouthwash that makes you not a skank? Or is that what religions for?
Eh, i think it's called sobriety. But its not fun.
i love how cold weather makes identifying sluts easier. is it below freezing? is she wearing a tube top? she's easy.
you were the first one he came out to and you announced it as the finale while singing karaoke at the bar
Any questions about why there was a scuba tank chilling in the hot tub this morning?
Her hair goes down to her lower back and nobody was there to held it back for her. She looked like chewbacca dipped in vomit.
I'm not gonna lie; I was dosed with mushrooms and am eating pickles with a guy in all white. It's weird, but I'm down. Help.
What color suit is the proper "i banged the bride" attire?
I went on my dinner date pretending that my lunch date didn't jizz in my hair.
We just took back to back grav bong hits and are playing battleship. She guessed Z - 12 so weve switched board games.
Wednesday is my day of reflection and making my dick and balls into shapes. So i'll be pretty busy.
He invited to drink but spelled forties wrong so no thx
I woke up in the basement of a pizza restaurant... I would say the tequila hit me pretty hard.
He's a fucking ninja- think of the things he can probably do with his dick.
When we were finished she immediately got up, cut a star out of a piece of paper, colored it gold, taped it to my chest and deemed me the Sheriff of Sex.
Flirting with/getting ready to possibly sleep with a married HS classmate and getting added to a bible study group chat within minutes of each other. #Balance
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