And now we're talking about squeezing babies out of vaginas...
? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
I wrote a list of all my homework due in the next few weeks. I feel I've done enough for tonight.
ya i looked horrible drunk and pregnant isn't a good combination
We hadn't had sex in so long that I started queefing and then I couldn't stop giggling... I think he's mad.
She told me to act like the hulk during sex. Shit got 9 different shades of weird
Bring beers. The password is "I brought beers" but you can't come in if you're a liar
No...this little piggys going to the bar
Great news! In less than 2 hours, I'm ripping your underwear off with my teeth!
well that's what you get for sleeping with a guy called 'the defiler'
I ate her out in the bathroom and she did my makeup. Man i love being a lesbian
I feel like I beer bonged a ton of asbestos
Duck, Duck, Goose is now the autocorrect, safe for work version of fuck, fuck, loose.
Sometimes being bisexual is a curse. Turns out I banged both of her older twin brothers last summer.
It's very finicky. Like baking. or BDSM.
Randomize
