goodnight i made you a song goodbye
after we finished we were both getting water at the kitchen sink...butt naked
so?
then my sister's foreign roommate walked out...in footy pajamas
at a bonfire and someone threw a plastic cup in the fire. everyone immediately stopped what they were doing to yell collectively at him about what he was doing to the environment, then went back to drinking
only in oregon
everything was going good until you started showing off the pictures of poop you took with your phone
Um don't talk to me about fat. I just used my chip bag to cover up all my candy wrappers in the garbage.
We need to get her some penis inspired head protection.
Leave it to him to get us kicked out of a bar for hitting on an 80 year old woman. I want to be that wasted one day.
Home, forcing the cats to make out. Someone should get some.
Ya bro it was wild. Hey, is latex digestible?
Im tired as fuck but i cant leave him here like this i gave him the acid and i feel the responsibillity to put his mind back together its fun im an architect about to about to construct a whole new belief and moral system inside this soul. Talk about the best psychothearpy
nothing like a cross blunt to celebrate the birth of our savior
Whoever put the rooster in the elevator is my fucking hero. Who even thinks of that shit?
I'm now at a gay bar with our relatives
Drunk on wine at my parents house watching "RugRats In Paris". Comeatmeadulthood.
Even after hearing me fuck his friend twice in one night, he still follows me around like a puppy.
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