You took my girl thats shot the Fuck out. You better watch your skinny ass.
That's barely a sentence. Who's your girl? I think you've got the wrong number. I haven't even lived in Alabama for 4 years.
Yeah, I do, I'm sorry. I meant 205 not 256. sorry about that.
Good luck with your revenge in Birmingham.
i decided not to call her again when she started singing "goodbye my lover" as i was walking out the door..
they told me her nickname is "wizard sleeve"
pick me up NOW
he broke up with me while standing outside, half naked, waiting to fuck him. i feel like a leper right about now.
Do you not remember you showing everyone in the bathroom your period stained underwear? I'd say you were pretty happy it came
I forgot my id and a man called soup is buying me vodka.
my mouth is as dry as a post-menopausal camel on antidepressant's vagina.
He actually has his life put together though, during the date we walked by a shoppers drugmart where my friend and I once flashed a janitor and all I could wonder was how does he not see shit show written all over me?
You just get me....like our souls are boning in the spirit world
I'll pay you back with progressively deviant sexual favors.
At 38 I had to open a Snapchat account to communicate with my 21 yr bf. where is my life going.
These last 48 hours have just been about deleting my most recent snap story
at that point, I wouldn't blame you because I'd be so ashamed I couldnt even have sex with myself.
Hypothetically speaking...if I was arrested in Wisconsin, say Kenosha county, would you post my bail all the way from Oregon? If yes, will you also accept my collect call in t-minus 13 hours?
in fetal position in his closet not sure if he knows im here... hugging his spongebob cake pan i stole.... now please come find me..
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