i have a strong urge to join the asians in the park doing tai chi. I think im still high .
just heard a swedish guy suck in helium and speak in his accent. top 5 favorite moments. ever.
And then he asked the cop "shall i shut off the lady gaga?" as he was being frisked.
Why do I have flashes of a dark shed in my memory?
Because we had sex in one.
Well they kicked us out after we started heckling the acrobats
i jsut waqnnna hugg thw crap outa sokme peoplee
Let me put it this way - if I had a list of things I would like between my legs, she would rank below the cello I turned into firewood sophomore year.
Yeah, you're right, it's a conspiracy against you. This small tight knit group of people who don't like assholes.
It's was about average. But he had a tat on his thigh that said "pull-out n' rollout" so I won't have to worry about a round two request.
Meanwhile I'm working a fucking flute workshop and I'm one high c away from shoving a flute up the asshole of the next passerby
a guy just walked through our campsite, crouched down by the truck, screamed "ACID ONLY LASTS FOR 8 HOURS RIGHT?!", then ran off into the bushes
Rule 1: If any of us dies on a trip, the other two have to 'Weekend at Bernies' the shit outta that corpse...
Just because your gf gives mediocre bjs doesn't mean I can fill that void
Can you come unlock the door? I just peed myself on the porch.
Would it defeat the purpose of a run if I ran to McDonalds?
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