Hey, what are you up to?
Drinking wine with the guys and watching 7 Pounds.
Looking back I guess I could have changed that to beer and Die Hard.
there is nothing more satisfying than playing sudoku while pooping
every single one of us blacked out. we woke up the next morning and it was like the night never happened. IT'S STILL A MYSTERY
I don't remember how we paid for the cab. I do however remember giving him my heels 2 help with the bill.
drunk doesnt even begin to explain it. he said he was going to get playing cards from the lobby and came back 20 minutes later with a full set of sheets.
I ate goldfish off your shoulder, I think we had bigger issues
My night ended with Em alternately crying and throwing up in the arms of a guy wearing a cutoff and a tiara. I sat holding a garbage can and wine glass full of water wondering how our night got to this point.
He said he was gonna go pull a lochte and the next thing we know he's outside ass naked peeing in the neighbors kiddie pool.
Every single person in NY is either baking, drinking, or photographing their cat. Reporting live from Instagram.
11/10 would buy him a McLobster
Playing Cards Against Humanity with my relatives at Christmas while I'm stoned was a bad idea...
Broken leg sex is fun because I just get to lay there
EW HE LOOKS LIKE SOMEONE'S DAD
He bedazzled a shirt for me that said "best head giver" should I be thankful for the gift or concerned that he has a bedazzler?
I look like a hot mess, emphasis on the hot now, more emphasis on the mess later
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