so my mom just told me that she wouldnt pick me up and take us to taco bell at 3AM...
He looked me in the chest and said "I think I was visited by the titty fairy last night"
I woke up this morning naked, with a to-go box from Qdoba, an entire meal completely untouched. I have been piecing together my night to find some answers. I feel like Nancy Drew.
Haha im about to meet my shrink &i have so much shit to tell him i made an outline
Is it bad that on the course evaluation it said "do you normally try harder than other students in class" and i circled "absolutely false"?
i think its awesome that according to your mom i'm your friend that caught on fire.
She threw all the patio furniture in the pool saying she was building a castle.
we're havin a 400 loko party for joe pa's 400th win. come get loko
I can't see straight with both eyes and ive only been at the bar for an hour. Someone else typed this for me.
It took him three days to realize his roommate had moved out.
There was a reason God said "Let there be titties" on the Fifth Day.
Hey, if I can't get it and you're still alive, can you get the glass out of my foot? Happy Sunday.
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
I hooked up with a blind guy last night... he's clapping in order to find his way around our apartment
I WOULD NEVER MIX DICK AND MCDONALDS
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