I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
Just walked by a yard full of girls wearing bikinis. I did my best to stare.
Just a heads up: The party is Fourth of July themed. Spread the word
dude its may
Work with me here, man.
you left your shoes but remembered to take your vodka. i see where your priorities are.
so yeah i told her you were going to become a doctor and the first thing she said was "i still don't want to fuck him". i tried.
she has a picture of her daughter riding a giant rooster.. of course i want to make obscene cock jokes
I fell asleep to him stroking my ass calling it his precious.
The assistant vp has a bottle of wine on his desk & I have a feeling my boobs will be making an appearance today.
We're both on the slippery slope toward middle age...and really shame riddled bar experiences
If my mom walks in on me masturbating one more time I'm moving out
You'd think the first few times would have been enough
do u know what happened to the bottles last night?
apparently we hid them.... i google mapped the location into my phone
No gifts needed, but if you have fireworks or weed that'd be good.
If I take a couple more shots I won't even know he's a Mormon that drives a motorcycle
I am beginning to doubt your commitment to my making poor choices tonight
After he came, he took a two minute power nap and then fucked me for another 45 minutes. He is a machine!
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