Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
his balls ACTUALLY tasted like nuts
shes trying to light up her bowl in front of the fan. everytime it blows it out she just gives it a dirty look.
So High I just made Cadbury Coffee. I don't know what it is yet, but it involves Cadbury Eggs and coffee.
Just woke up with 34 slim-jims in my pocket. Too afraid to check the others.
some drunk guy just paid $3 for each cig that i picked up off the ground. the cigs that he threw on the ground. I might just follow him the rest of the night
All I've consumed over the last couple days is Vanilla Coke, semen, and Coors. I don't think today will be any different.
So we'll go out later for condoms and cake batter... aka grocery shopping for champions.
Listen to my proposal.... I feed you crackers while I fuck you ever so gently.
SO EXCITED ABOUT STRING CHEESE RIGHT NOW
I think we've gotten passed awkward... the day I woke up at the palms and ur getting eaten out by the dude who just fucked me on the balcony.
Nothing says I love you like a silicone dragon dick
Just to clarify, i'm coming over for tacos not a threesome
I'm good. Got my nipples pierced and threw my back out. 🙌
I absolutely love waking up to see my phone search history is "xj" "qj" "cj" "uj" and "kj"
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