? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
This isn't the rejection hotline, is it?
There is a guy standing at my bar right now wearing an affliction SUIT. I can't wait on him.
I woke up covered in my own vomit with a pocket full of napkins. I guess I knew I would need them, but was not coherent enough to use them before passing out.
I went to class with the sex aroma on me. The hot sun doesn't help much.
So the bartender just told me that there was numerous people who saw me having sex on the rooftop last weekend. +1
do not get into a discussion with my roommate when im sitting there naked ever again.
Tried to bribe the bartender with wedding cake. Felt bad for not giving her a tip.
I'm more concerned with the fact that he was UNconcerned that live poultry could peck him in the nutsack @ any moment of sex
She's got a butler. A fucking butler. Shes like batman, but with a better ass.
I got a letter from the home owners association saying its against policy to have sex on the trampoline.
I'm like 87% sure some random guy starting biting my ear after grinding me for like 30 seconds... I feel suprisingly unconcerned
Sneezing cum all over the table was not the highlight of the family reunion if that tells you anything
You know how I said I hit my head so hard I saw two of him and tried to make out with both? Well, it turns out he has a twin.
Guy in my class today said, "I'm pretty sure you think about beer 95% of the time."
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