It's a miracle Ok Typing texts toYou right now
I looooooove Saturdays!!!!!!!
I am absolutely hammered
Just got roadhead in a driving snowstorm. That shit should be a Winter X games event.
she took her bra off and it was like the puppet strings had been dropped. her tits totally deflated.
she was eating donuts out of the garbage. enough said.
Chasing tequila with honey. Ill let you know how it turns out.
Woke up handcuffed to a half gallon of beam. Yep. This is my life.
you crashed our wine night double date and sat on the floor eating cheese talking about how big his dick is.
Cops are just so fun an beautifuk
HI MARY. THERE IS A RAINBOW AT OUR APARTMENT
How did you not realize the handbrakes were stuck?
I thought I was just out of shape.
At least he finally released me from his spooning oven of death...
PUT DOWN THE JOINT AND STEP AWAY FROM THE TRUSTAFARIAN
LIKE ALL I WANT TO CURE MY HANGOVER IS PORKROLL AND LIKE 85% OF THIS COUNTRY DOESN'T KNOW WHAT IT IS
At one point I had two blunts in my hand and had no idea where they came from.
We did hand stuff while watching teenage mutant ninja turtles so I guess you could say it's getting serious
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