those girls across the street saw me hanging my towel off of my penis...they're coming over later
I told them you could toss a salad like wolfgang puck
i told her parents not too worry the way i do it girls dont get pregnant
Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
well after this past weeked you can expect to see me on maury playing a little game called "who's the father"
I need a horse. I don't think you can get a DUI on a living creature.
I blacked out, started puking and peed on the guy I was hooking up with. Mid hand job.
How old are you? 14? Who gives hand jobs anymore?
Salt in an open wound right now.
Sorry I fell asleep again. I'm in the shower now. Door is unlocked. Condoms are in my desk. I want your game face on for when I get out.
The cab driver thought we were passed out so he called a sexline...
he might be the rich husband I pretend to love for the rest of my life!!!!
somebody put my brain in a crown royal bag and beat the shit out of it
ITS A JAGER BOTTLE. NOTHING CAN BE BAD IF ITS JAGER RELATED.
I did not appreciate your texts about spanking at 3'o'clock this morning.
How the fuck am I supposed to enjoy a third ice day from school if I only bought enough alcohol for 2?
I don't know, maybe act like an adult who teaches children for a living
It's like we're not even friends
Here's an unsolicited pic of my tits, because you almost died last night.
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