A hot woman with candy. This is what heaven is filled with
you freaked out because you thought your face lotion was cum in a bottle
all we did was drink wine and talk about how people who dont have facebook dont exist.
How do I tell if what I'm covered in is pee or cum?
the can pyramid on my head actually reached a decent height before I moved.
I woke up to her staring at me in a corner moaning over and over again about how good the pie crust tasted
I blacked in at 6:30am on the last stop on the train with a random fedora on? And I'm pretty sure I rode in a limo last night while eating pizza
Now back to adults eating hotdogs.
Just beer bonged tequila, broke into the hotel next door and got chased by security. It's spring break
I ate her out in the bathroom and she did my makeup. Man i love being a lesbian
What procrastination leads to: I have submitted a third of my job applications this week with a BAC that would get me arrested
so, i guess i gotta chill on showing up to work hungover... someone anonymously left a bible in my work mailbox (no one else got one)
I can't. I'm going camping this weekend. I do have a life outside of your dick.
Wearing my one sleeve dress...thought you'd like to know I shaved ONE armpit lol
He has me blocked on facebook.... so I stalked him using my cats fan page.
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