so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
But regardless, you really stood out last night, you should give me a chance
Sorry but you seem like a potential womanizer
News update: stealing a playground is harder than it looks.
Dude. Creed is coming in september.
We're no longer friends.
Just got roadhead in a driving snowstorm. That shit should be a Winter X games event.
It's been over a month and I still can't find the bra I wore out on new years eve.
The story about him having a girlfriend changed real fast when he found out that I was a gymnast
He rubs his penis on back when he think I'm sleeping
I seriously told a stripper I would hold her hand when she goes to get ass implants.
Also I legit had a girl at my bar crying tonight saying to her friend "why did he have to take his top off ?"
i came home to her naked eating chilli on the living room floor. Stop giving her jager.
Like when I see him I look straight through his appearance and just envision a big walking penis.
It's not stalking if you do it on LinkedIn...
I think my FWB just broke up with me and i don't know how I feel about that
If only he'd realize the fondness I have for his genitals.
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