i think i have herpe
just one?
Is it proper Ass-Fingering-Etiquette to tell her u felt her poop or just pretend it didn't happen?
I need to not be around brick walls while intoxicated.
the only thing i can think of after seeing avatar is "when are they gonna make avatar porn?"
im contemplating emailing my dad and telling him how worthless i am and how sorry i am that he pays for my life...aka my bar tabs.
Just used my cancer results to get a free lap dance. Great day just got better.
Does hooking up with the gay pledge count as hazing?
Just so you know swallowing does not help chest colds. Your Phd can suck my dick
We're gonna have horrible, horrible babies.
Life for us students isn't all fun and drunken lesbian affairs you know
N I'm drinking this invention I call "do-it-fluid" I had a bottle of vodka that was 3/4th empty, so I put in 1/4th rum, 1/4th tequila, 1/4th whisky... it's definitely the worst idea ever..
I wish i could just live off of margaritas and good sex.
Stay home. Ain't nothing out in these mean streets but plan b and regret
Hope everything goes ok. If it makes you feel better, I straightened vomit into my hair and killed a bird earlier.
I need to go home for the safety of everyone in a 10 mile radius, especially me
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