You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
Just tried calling my phone on my phone because i thought i lost my phone.
how's this sound. You, me a box of pink franzia and a night full of possibilities in your basemen. I'll be me. You be you. And we'll see where it goes
He is going overseas for 8 months, not only was that blowjob a going away present, but i was supporting the troops
After three games of beer pong ending in victory by death cup, all four of us bonded in the fact that we all slept with the girl's boyfriend at some point in time in the past year. She had no idea.
His thanks his mom for not having an abortion at his wedding toast. I love frat weddings.
I'll probably just close my eyes and point to a random name. That will be my vote.
I just realised how much we're failing the women's suffrage movement right now.
i'm calling it my monica lewinsky shirt now. may it live forever in infamy.
That's what you get for doing kinky shit with a guy that lives in his moms basement.
Stay calm. It's a titty bar. A ring of cocaine will protect you.
guess who got crunk and thought it would be a good idea to give herself a pixie cut?
THOUGHT
I think I found my saving grace in the form of a beard at the bar.
Nothing personal but yes I would be suspicious If I saw 3 guys and 2 girls in the same bathroom stall together
He fucked me so hard my contacts fell out! Didnt know that was possible.
Tell me that I didn't just get ash in my Russian and just mix it TF in bc who cares and life has no meaning.
Randomize
