Just saw a man jogging. For recreation. At 3am. Who's he training to be, batman?
Ok Hollywood, I get it. Megan Fox is hot. Now she is in a movie where she is so hot that dudes just fucking die. Great.
I gave him a blowie and after he said he wanted to send a giftbasket to the girl we met through.
Does adding vodka to a protein shake defeat the purpose?
on toilet. in drag. drinking coffee vodka. I regret nothing.
The pine trees are waving at me.
Put the pipe down honey.
Hi trees.
I wish there was a non slutty way to ask the guys across the hall if i can copy their men's bathroom key so I have one for my one night stands
I just got a booty call..Its 6 pm..a brave attempt to climb the rotation ladder..I like his ambition.
We left the house and she said "let's go dick hunting" theres no way last night was gonna end up well
Maybe he'll be famous someday and I can forget that anything embarrassing may have happened and just say that I fucked that famous guy.
You puked on yourself, then demanded to take shower. In which you kept saying "its raining"
I made a nest in his bed. I'm not leaving
Never admit to being cold at those things. That is how you end up waking up the next morning naked under animal pelts... or so I have heard.
He was tripping his balls off and kept aggressively saying SIT ON MY FACE. 5 hours and countless orgasms later I've decided I must never let this man go.
He fucked me in one of the back rooms at the club then gave me an altoid. I have mixed feelings about it still.
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