Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
I don't understand how people can have that much vomit in them
She wanted to test if her costume allows her to still have sex in it. It does
i saw like six of her guido cousins in the jersey shore trailer alone. her family is having a dinner party for the premiere tonight.
there were at least 5 of us standing around the bathroom stall cheering you on to throw up.
Her mom is home on her lunch break. Guess who's hiding In the Closet?
Drinks appeared in front of me. Who am I to deny destiny? And by destiny, I mean free drinks, which appear by magic.
I've hit an all time low of asking baristas what would go good with marshmallow vodka. I think I might hire one to party with all of us. To make hangover drinks
Currently getting "blaow" buzzed into my pubes. How's your thursday?
All you need to do now is invest in a Speedo and start going door to door.
Went to bed with a bowl of spaghetti O's on my chest, I make my own breakfast in bed. New level of laziness
Tight. Want to get up, make coffee, sit on separate couches and silently read our mobile devices together?
Fantasizing about the apocalypse is fun and shit until the conditions that could lead to one suddenly seem feasible
There is this guy in here. He didn't even get ice cream he just filled up his cup with mini marshmellows, chocolate syrup, about a lb of grahm cracker crumbs and walked around to everyone in the shop saying "hey, hey look here, I just made fucking s'mores." He was SO proud of himself.
I think I just received the most dignified proposition of my life. From the father of the bride. Who'd have thought.
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