I'm going to shit on something weird... I can't wait
If you don't sleep with him after showing him your thong with the bow, I am no longer on your side.
SO stoned. Sitting in just a thong in front of a fan. NO work for a WEEK! Life is good :)
you were trying to give my penis an indian burn.
We are so drunk I just let him piss between my legs on the toilet. That's love.
It is scary how often "just flash him" is your advice.
Having him as a wingman is like telling the girl you already have aids
it's 10:36pm. Do you know where your penis should be?
They seemed upset when they walked out and saw a penis in a mouth
I have to answer enough questions about you, I don't need your uterus tossed in the conversation.
margarita monday on the first day back? my gpa is telling me noo! but my heart is telling me goo! I am conflicted..
Due to your tardiness, I'm saving you my tab
I'm seriously considering refraining from drinking on school nights.
I like how you say that with 4 school days left of the school year..
I'm gonna forget you just shared your personal blowjob aesthetic with me and move on
is it bad that I'm more worried about having to take out my piercings than the fact that I might be having a kid
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