OMg patrick swayze is the sexuest man he is killing me I'm gonna get dehydrated if I don't stop looking at him
you're bored at work aren't you?
I'm toying with the idea of beating off under my desk
A 21st bday and NYE should be illegal to have in the same week...
I'm like a wolly mammoth down there. what do I tell him?
Dude, we're at Einstein's Bagels and the dude next to us is spreading cannabutter on his bagel.
All we did was argue about ponys and drug dealers
Man when i saw they were the only ones hard core grinding to the Cha Cha slide against the wall, I knew they were gonna have sex tonight.
His blow is so strong I threw up. Buy it. I'm in nursing school I know what I'm talking about.
she broke up with me the week she got divorced. maybe I should grab a beer with her ex
I'm going to fake an anxiety attack to get to the front of the line. Save me some brisket.
do you remember your solution to not spill your drinks last night? .. Shots, that way you wouldnt have time to spill them. i love your drunken logic haha
This is why we can never be together. Well that and we r married to other ppl but that's very minor detail compared to the coffee issue
I'm very aware of my heart moving the blood in my body.
I never thought it would be so hard to find a power hour partner at 2 on a Wednesday
He fucked me for my Netflix login, I fucked him for his HBO login, and actually I think that's beautiful
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