i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
please keep texting me so i can pretend someone likes me
I don't know if you realize how depressing it is to get your card denied....when you're only spending $4.
being able to look good while almost puking is a skill that takes a lot of puking to develop.
we found her in my closet eating a clove of garlic.
Tonight just try not to threaten to pee on the hot guys buying us drinks....please..
The topic of sex in the jamba banana suit has come up on multiple occasions. We're just waiting for a moment to try it out.
I think once you know a guy's chest measurements the stalking has gone too far..
Just got road head. In broad daylight. On the interstate. During rush hour. Pushing the envelope one public bj at a time.
Don't call police on the strange man passed out in his car in the driveway. I'll be home around noon to collect him.
By the way can you translate "sorry, she played you bruh" to Spanish? Some Hispanic guy who spoke absolutely no English callled me last night and when I tried to tell him he had the wrong number the response was "como? No no no no...." And then click. He was gone
Shia LaBeouf arrested in austin for public intoxication. JUST DO IT
Ive realized that in order for me to understand math, my professor has to be hot.
I think my brain is throwing up inside my head. How do you live like this?
I'm a teacher who's always telling kids about the importance of due diligence, yet I'm eating an avocado out of a coffee filter because I'm too lazy to wash dishes
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