All i remember was he was wearing billibong pants... well actually my mom found that out for me.
I just told a kid I was in a wheelchair because Santa shot me due to me being on the naughty list. You should have seen this little bastards face
Tried making out with pop rocks in my mouth. That shit is magical.
There is a hole in her door about 2 inch in diameter. You may see me on YouPorn
I dont think I should be allowed to pick my own boyfriends anymore
Please collect your boy friend. He semi-passed out on the couch and trying to grab bums as people walk by. Anyone's bum, he's not choosy.
He referred to our sex as being similar to "Two cheetahs cage fighting" and I have to agree.
I AM AT THE LOUNGE WHERE THEY FILMED THE LAP DANCE IN SHOWGIRLS....IT IS AMAZING
No no no he wouldn't talk to me before I showed his best friend how good I am at twerking
Yeah I don't remember how I got home last night
Judging from my pants, I embarrassed myself smh
I am seriously only coming over if there are McNuggets. I want 10 bitch. Honey mustard.
And I got shut down by a ginger. It was a weird night
We had a quickie at work in the office. He walked out before me, and I fell asleep while waiting a few minutes to walk out. Yeah. He's got that change your life dick
Why is there a horse in the backyard?
I stayed at my gfs last night. This is all on you.
Angels sing when his face is between my thighs. I came 3 times before he even came up for air.
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