I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
Shiiiit I think I'm getting sick. probably had something to do with the fact that i shared my mouth with everyone last night.
Wait. That came out far sluttier than I intended.
I just told a dude I hooked up with last night he was the pick of the litter.
Second day of summer classes and i already got this girl to send me nudes during class
that is WHY your in summer classes
worth it
I'm pretty sure that when my parents bought me those savings bonds they thought it would go towards something useful like tuition. Not your bail.
I told you I'd buy you lunch.
I took her to the bar and boom. All of my past slump busters were there. Shes cool enough to know what that means and said she was afraid they'd eat her so we left.
Dude if her licking my face hammered isn't love I don't really want to know what love is.
Thats Poetry
I'm already too high to be publicly presentable. I just looked at myself in the mirror without my sunglasses. Debated contacts. Said aloud "But I'm nothing without my sunglasses."
For some reason she gave me a handjob. It was all very confusing
I just smoked part of an Oreo cuz I thought it was some hash you left
I'm pretty sure my therapist gave me the green light to fuck him.
Going to the pool bar doesn’t exactly count as “exploring”
The neighbor just poured gasoline on his 2 brush fires and proceeded to shoot Roman candles at them 🤔
You left me a note that said "The Earth is blowing up. Bring the Rosé." WTF.
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