You're never going to guess who I just worked out next to..
Who?
Chris brown
No way... I bet he was intense
Are you kidding? He was prob training for round two
his internet history is a lot of porn, how to make a hovercraft and side-effects of jacking off too much
she looked me in the eyes and called me a poet because i was singing lady gaga, then she fell over...
He came all over my face... then said "YOU HAVE BEEN ROBBED!"
What's this douchebags name?
Rob...
It was like riding a jackhammer on a train during an earthquake. THAT amazing.
i screwed him while his gf was puking in the shower. 2011 is looking up already
And he was super vague about his life, it was frustrating. I totally boned a homeless guy, didn't I?
If I had a dick as big as yours. The world would be an oyster. An oyster smaller than my big penis
It took too long for people to come up with things in "never have i ever" so we had to change it to "Don't judge me but.."
sitting alone on a bench with a sombrero and a bottle of vodka. really angry i got here before you guys.
Nothing says "First Single Holidays" quite like getting baked with the guy that took your virginity four years ago.
Happy Father's Day to the first man I called Daddy while cumming.
We aren't doing Shrooms tonight bc that would be friendship cheating on you
I’m sorry I got high and yelled about the patriarchy.
A guy at my table is reading a magazine called "Cheese Connoisseur"
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