Sooo i definitely have a major burn on my chin from kenny's ...stubble from making out for hours while coked up. Pure class.
We should steal a little kid and go to Chucke Cheese
I apparently took a 45 minute shower, and became best friends with his mom.
after drinking 6 jumbo margaritas he then proceeded to tell the entire restaurant that he was going to "bust a load in me" when we got home....how do you think the rest of my night went?
i just carried on a conversation with my mother from another room mid-ejaculation. you would have done the same
she said, and i quote, "i want to black out with my rack out"
I feel I need to conquer him. He's six ft eight and 265lbs. Its like the mount Everest of sex.
Today as a vday present for myself I am walking in between any couples I see on campus.
just walked past the recycling bin in class, there's keystone cans in it. go cougs.
don't judge, it's breakfast wine Wednesday.
i don't knpow whats goin on i think theyre sacrificeing me to th tequila gods
Last night was so embarrassing. I got like almost blackout drunk and threw up in my hand and then blamed it on someone else.
Carver called his mom a milf again
Was it on purpose this time?
My neighbors are white girl rapping to Hamilton again...
Just got hit on via LinkedIn..do I capitalize on this opportunity/land a job or reply something sassy
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